🐝THE COSMIC CASTAWAY.🐝

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

kalmasis:

BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

LOL YOUR TAG.

YOU FAT FUCKING SACK OF SHIT, HOW DARE YOU MAKE THIS APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN!

IT WILL APPEAR FOREVER.

lordsantaenglish:

getalifealreadyreturns:

WHEN PEOPLE CALL MY DOC SCRATCH AND HUSSIE PAIRING “YAOI”.
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NO, BITCH. IT IS TRU LUV AND YOU ARE JEALOUS OF IT.
ENGLISH WAS ALSO IN THE PAIRING, BUT DOC SCRATCH HAS TO AVOID HIM BECAUSE WHENEVER ENGLISH ENTERED UP HIS ASS HE’D CREATE HIS OWN EXIT BY EXPLODING OUT DOC SCRATCH’S HEAD. DOC SCRATCH DIDN’T LIKE THAT.

FUCK YOU SO MUCH, YOU LEAVE ME OUT OF YOUR YAOI FANFICS. ._. THEY’RE DISTURBING ENOUGH AS IT IS.

FUCK YOU. YOU ENTERED UP DOC SCRATCH’S ASS AND EXPLODED OUT OF HIM EACH TIME.

homestuckshippingnames:

submitted by sassafraspect

OH MY GOD.

homestuckshippingnames:

submitted by sassafraspect

OH MY GOD.

kalmasis:

BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

LOL YOUR TAG.

nerdygirlnoodles:

joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.

REBLOG EVERY TIME

I ALWAYS LOL HARD AT THE IDIOTS DON’T EVEN READ THE BIBLE.

lordsantaenglish:

getalifealreadyreturns:

WHEN PEOPLE DON’T GET THAT MY FANFICTIONS ARE AWESOME AND BETTER THAN ANY AND ALL FANFICTIONS OUT IN ALL EXISTENCE.

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DIRECTED TO THE NERDS THAT PREFER LAME HOMESTUCK FANFICTIONS AND BITCH ABOUT MY SUPERIOR ONES.

I DON’T UNDERSTAND, THIS IS HOW YOU ALWAYS LOOK ANYWAY.

FUCK YOU.

I LOST FIVE FOLLOWERS OVER THE DOC SCRATCH NIPPLES AND HUSSIE FLIRTING WITH HIM.
TIME TO MAKE MORE POSTS ABOUT DOC SCRATCH NIPPLES AND HUSSIE FLIRTING WITH HIM.
AND MS PAINT DRAWINGS OF THEM.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

DOC SCRATCH HAS NIPPLES.HUSSIE WATCHES HIM IN THE SHOWER.

WHY MUST YOU INSIST ON DISTURBING ME AND MAKING ME THROW UP WITH SUCH HORRIFYING THINGS? ._. OH GOD WHY.

CANNOT UNSEE, OH GOD, THE HORROR.

I WILL DESTROY YOU FOR THIS!

HAHAHAHA!

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lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

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I CALLED IT FIRST IN MY FANFICTIONS FROM HELL!

YOU SEEM A LITTLE TOO EXCITED OVER THIS REVELATION. >_>

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

DOC SCRATCH HAS NIPPLES.HUSSIE WATCHES HIM IN THE SHOWER.

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I CALLED IT FIRST IN MY FANFICTIONS FROM HELL!

getalifealreadyreturns:

WHEN PEOPLE DON’T GET THAT MY FANFICTIONS ARE AWESOME AND BETTER THAN ANY AND ALL FANFICTIONS OUT IN ALL EXISTENCE.

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DIRECTED TO THE NERDS THAT PREFER LAME HOMESTUCK FANFICTIONS AND BITCH ABOUT MY SUPERIOR ONES.

MY FANFICTIONS ARE THE BEST TO EVER EXIST.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasis:

OFFICIAL UPDATE.

INSPIRED BY THE FATASS AND THIS IMAGE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! OH GOD NOOOOOOO WHY! WHY MUST YOU DISTURB ME WITH SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS?!

BECAUSE FUCK YOU.

YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT! FUCK YOU SO MUCH!

HAHAHAHA

HOW DARE YOU LAUGH, I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!

LOL

lordsantaenglish:

getalifealreadyreturns:

ONE DAY IN HOMESTUCK WORLD, OR WHEREVER THE FUCK HOMESTUCK IS LOCATED, DOC SCRATCH WAS IN HUSSIE’S HOUSE MAKING BREAKFAST. DOC SCRATCH WAS NAKED FOR WHATEVER REASON AND WALKED INTO HUSSIE’S BEDROOM WHILE HE SLEPT. HE HELD UP THE BREAKFAST AND TOSSED IT INTO THE SLEEPING HUSSIE’S FACE. “HERE IS YOUR SHIT FUCKING BREAKFAST IN BED YOU PIECE OF FUCK!” HE SCREECHED.HUSSIE WOKE UP AND SCREAMED IN HORROR. “WHAT THE FUCK! OH GOD WHAT!” DOC SCRATCH RESPONDED WITH “IT’S YOUR SHIT! AND I SAT IN IT TOO. EAT UP, YOU FUCKING FUCK UP!” HUSSIE JUMPED OUT OF BED AND THEN SCREAMED AGAIN BECAUSE HE TOO WAS ALSO NAKED. “OH GOD WHY THE FUCK AM I NAKED?!”“BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP MY HEART, YOU GIANT SHIT! NOW YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!” DOC SCRATCH’S THROAT EXPLODED INTO FLAMES FROM ALL THE SCREECHING.“WHAT! WHAT!” HUSSIE SCREAMED, “WHAT THE FUCK DOES BEING NAKED HAVE TO DO WITH——" DOC SCRATCH INTERRUPTED HUSSIE BY SITTING ON THE SPILLED BREAKFAST AND FARTING LOUDLY. “EAT THE FUCK UP NOW, YOU BITCH!”SUDDENLY LORD ENGLISH EXPLODED OUT OF DOC SCRATCH. HE ROARED “I WENT UP THE ASS AND I COULDN’T FIND AN EXIT SO I MADE MY OWN.”HUSSIE SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT EVERYBODY DIED.

._. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

YOU READ YOUR ASS.

lordsantaenglish:

getalifealreadyreturns:

ONE DAY IN HOMESTUCK WORLD, OR WHEREVER THE FUCK HOMESTUCK IS LOCATED, DOC SCRATCH WAS IN HUSSIE’S HOUSE MAKING BREAKFAST.

DOC SCRATCH WAS NAKED FOR WHATEVER REASON AND WALKED INTO HUSSIE’S BEDROOM WHILE HE SLEPT. HE HELD UP THE BREAKFAST AND TOSSED IT INTO THE SLEEPING HUSSIE’S FACE. “HERE IS YOUR SHIT FUCKING BREAKFAST IN BED YOU PIECE OF FUCK!” HE SCREECHED.

HUSSIE WOKE UP AND SCREAMED IN HORROR. “WHAT THE FUCK! OH GOD WHAT!

DOC SCRATCH RESPONDED WITH “IT’S YOUR SHIT! AND I SAT IN IT TOO. EAT UP, YOU FUCKING FUCK UP!” HUSSIE JUMPED OUT OF BED AND THEN SCREAMED AGAIN BECAUSE HE TOO WAS ALSO NAKED. “OH GOD WHY THE FUCK AM I NAKED?!

BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP MY HEART, YOU GIANT SHIT! NOW YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!” DOC SCRATCH’S THROAT EXPLODED INTO FLAMES FROM ALL THE SCREECHING.

WHAT! WHAT!” HUSSIE SCREAMED, “WHAT THE FUCK DOES BEING NAKED HAVE TO DO WITH——" DOC SCRATCH INTERRUPTED HUSSIE BY SITTING ON THE SPILLED BREAKFAST AND FARTING LOUDLY. “EAT THE FUCK UP NOW, YOU BITCH!

SUDDENLY LORD ENGLISH EXPLODED OUT OF DOC SCRATCH. HE ROARED “I WENT UP THE ASS AND I COULDN’T FIND AN EXIT SO I MADE MY OWN.”

HUSSIE SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT EVERYBODY DIED.

._. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

YOU READ YOUR ASS.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasis:

OFFICIAL UPDATE.

INSPIRED BY THE FATASS AND THIS IMAGE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! OH GOD NOOOOOOO WHY! WHY MUST YOU DISTURB ME WITH SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS?!

BECAUSE FUCK YOU.

YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT! FUCK YOU SO MUCH!

HAHAHAHA