lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE.

EGBERT WOULD APPEAR TO BE MOLESTING CALIBORN WITH GREEN TENTACLES. OR HE’S ATTEMPTING TO PULL OFF HIS SUSPENDERS.

EVERYTHING I DRANK EARLIER HAS PROCEEDED TO RAPIDLY SHOOT OUT MY MOUTH AT 5736MPH OBLITERATING EVERYTHING AROUND ME.

THAT’S A LOT OF PISS AND BOOZE EVERYWHERE DESTROYING EVERYTHING.

YOU OWE ME MORE BOOZE, YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE.

EGBERT WOULD APPEAR TO BE MOLESTING CALIBORN WITH GREEN TENTACLES. OR HE’S ATTEMPTING TO PULL OFF HIS SUSPENDERS.

EVERYTHING I DRANK EARLIER HAS PROCEEDED TO RAPIDLY SHOOT OUT MY MOUTH AT 5736MPH OBLITERATING EVERYTHING AROUND ME.

THAT’S A LOT OF PISS AND BOOZE EVERYWHERE DESTROYING EVERYTHING.

YOU OWE ME MORE BOOZE, YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT.

lordsantaenglish:

jabletown:

why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.

THAT’S NOT THE QUESTION YOU SHOULD BE ASKING, SPECIFICALLY.

THE QUESTION IS: WHY DO THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES WEAR EYE MASKS? NINJA MASKS COVER EVERYTHING ON THE HEAD EXCEPT THE FREAKING EYES! THIS IS WHAT MAKES NO SENSE. THEY ARE WEARING LITERALLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT A NINJA SHOULD BE WEARING.

ALSO, THE FACT THAT THEY’RE MOSTLY NAKED, WHEREAS NINJAS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ALMOST COMPLETELY CONCEALED. AGAIN, WEARING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT A NINJA SHOULD BE WEARING.

WHAT THE FUCK. THAT IS FUCKED UP. JUST LIKE YOU.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

homestuckresources:

oh and here’s the trophy for anyone that wants.. a caliborn.. trophy…

I DEMAND THIS TROPHY.

*SHOVES THE TROPHY UP YOUR ASS* MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU FAT FUCK! AN EARLY PRESENT FOR MY MINION.

FUCK YOU.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

homestuckresources:

oh and here’s the trophy for anyone that wants.. a caliborn.. trophy…

I DEMAND THIS TROPHY.

*SHOVES THE TROPHY UP YOUR ASS* MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU FAT FUCK! AN EARLY PRESENT FOR MY MINION.

FUCK YOU.

GAME OVER KID.


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witchofsp8ce:

HAHAHAHA!

homestuckresources:

oh and here’s the trophy for anyone that wants.. a caliborn.. trophy…

I DEMAND THIS TROPHY.

homestuckresources:

oh and here’s the trophy for anyone that wants.. a caliborn.. trophy…

I DEMAND THIS TROPHY.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE.

EGBERT WOULD APPEAR TO BE MOLESTING CALIBORN WITH GREEN TENTACLES. OR HE’S ATTEMPTING TO PULL OFF HIS SUSPENDERS.

EVERYTHING I DRANK EARLIER HAS PROCEEDED TO RAPIDLY SHOOT OUT MY MOUTH AT 5736MPH OBLITERATING EVERYTHING AROUND ME.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE.

EGBERT WOULD APPEAR TO BE MOLESTING CALIBORN WITH GREEN TENTACLES. OR HE’S ATTEMPTING TO PULL OFF HIS SUSPENDERS.

EVERYTHING I DRANK EARLIER HAS PROCEEDED TO RAPIDLY SHOOT OUT MY MOUTH AT 5736MPH OBLITERATING EVERYTHING AROUND ME.

charlesoberonn:

peregrinemendicant:

goingtrickster:

peregrinemendicant:

"John can kick his ass, he’s sixteen and also a god"

REMEMBER THESE

IT TURNS INTO A MACHINE GUN

idk if this is important but notice the one LE is holding glows green at the top, while caliborns doesn’t,! so would caliborns also turn into a rifle? or is it just ordinary at this point?

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It appears it may be the same staff from Caliborn: Enter (correct me if I’m wrong)

Probably an alchemized version of it and something gold.

I THINK HE ULTRA GODTIERS AT SOME POINT BECAUSE NOTICE THAT HIS LEG ISN’T A JOLLY RAVE PEG STICK YET. SO YES. HIS STAFF IS INDEED HIS RIFLE. JUST WITHOUT THE RAVING COLORS YET.

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE.

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

OH MY GOD. UPDATE!!!!


YES, AND HERE IT IS. THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER.

OH GOD. I MADE A MENTAL NOTE TO SELF TO STOP DRINKING THINGS WHENEVER YOU POST SOMETHING. I ALWAYS END UP SPITTING EVERYTHING OUT IN SHEER MORTIFIED HORROR.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

OH MY GOD. UPDATE!!!!

YES, AND HERE IT IS. THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER.

OH GOD. I MADE A MENTAL NOTE TO SELF TO STOP DRINKING THINGS WHENEVER YOU POST SOMETHING. I ALWAYS END UP SPITTING EVERYTHING OUT IN SHEER MORTIFIED HORROR.

lordsantaenglish:

peircethebvbjackie:

•BISEXUALITY IS NOT A PHASE

•FEMINISM IS NOT ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN MEN

•RAPE IS NOT ENJOYABLE

•SEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE

•ANXIETY IS NOT “CUTE”

•EATING DISORDERS ARE NOT A BODY TYPE

•WATER IS WET

•SUMMER IS HOT

•WINTER IS COLD

•WOOL IS FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE TO WEAR UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE

…WAIT, WE WEREN’T STATING THE OBVIOUS?

LOL

roantnerd:

kalmasiope:

roantnerd:

lordsantaenglish:

ANOTHER UPDATE!

I am very uncomfortable!

OH MY GOD. I SPAT OUT MY DRINK.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure we all ignored that link leading anywhere

ACTUALLY, I CLICKED IT AND LOL’D.

roantnerd:

kalmasiope:

roantnerd:

lordsantaenglish:

ANOTHER UPDATE!

I am very uncomfortable!

OH MY GOD. I SPAT OUT MY DRINK.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure we all ignored that link leading anywhere

ACTUALLY, I CLICKED IT AND LOL’D.

roantnerd:

lordsantaenglish:

ANOTHER UPDATE!

I am very uncomfortable!

OH MY GOD. I SPAT OUT MY DRINK.

roantnerd:

lordsantaenglish:

ANOTHER UPDATE!

I am very uncomfortable!

OH MY GOD. I SPAT OUT MY DRINK.

Homestuck: *updates 1 page*
Homestuck fandom: YOOOOOOOOO *breaks servers*, *fills tumblr with gifs*, *complains about broken server*
Homestuck: Actual update
Homestuck fandom: Oh cool.