THE COSMIC CASTAWAY.
sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

IT’S HUSSIE IF HE WERE A CAT. HUSSCAT.

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

IT’S HUSSIE IF HE WERE A CAT. HUSSCAT.

THE NEW STAR’S APPEARANCE IN WHISTLES THE STARLIGHT CALLIOPE REMINDED ME OF COMIC ERIDAN FOR SOME REASON, AND SO I ADDED A FEW THINGS FOR THE LOL’S.

THE NEW STAR’S APPEARANCE IN WHISTLES THE STARLIGHT CALLIOPE REMINDED ME OF COMIC ERIDAN FOR SOME REASON, AND SO I ADDED A FEW THINGS FOR THE LOL’S.

AUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

HANGOVER. EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY ASS FROM NOW UNTIL THE REST OF FOREVER. (EXCEPT FOR YOU, LORD SANTA ENGLISH AND THEBIGDEEPCHEATSY.) THANK GOD I DIDN’T HIT ON ANYONE. PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M WAY TO INFATUATED AND IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE TO DO SO. THE MOST I DID WAS FRIEND-HIT ON PEOPLE. AND I BROKE THE FOURTH WALL TOO MANY TIMES WITH MY RAMBLES ABOUT HOW THIS ENTIRE STORY WAS BORING AS HELL UNTIL I SHOWED UP DURING “ACT 6”. EVERYTHING IS BORING NOT UNLESS IT HAS ME IN IT BECAUSE I AM GREAT.

… I JUST HAD TO SCROLL DOWN. FUCK YOU, DRUNK ME. FOR FUCK’S SAKE. JEBUS FUCKING CHRIST. I AM FACEPALMING SO HARD.

I DON’T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DID IN MY ROOM OR WHAT I SAID LAST NIGHT. *SLOWLY BACKS AWAY FROM ALL MY MSN CONVERSATIONS*

CONTACT ME ON MSN IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! URGENT!!!!!!!

OH GOD!

carlossheldonmoustache:

I feel so sorry for those non Europeans who don’t know of Eurovision, It means they could have never of seen Ukraine’s 2007 entry into the contest…

god DAMMNITT. DR. FAGGOT’SS SONG.

fffFFFFFFFFFFF FUCKIGN VUK K OHH WATH FUCK.

RET▲RD COMBOK▲T says (5: 55 PM):
*FATSO
YOUR GOD says (5: 55 PM):
*THAT'S YOU
RET▲RD COMBOK▲T says (5: 57 PM):
*JOIHJSJF
YOUR GOD says (5: 57 PM):
*THAT'S YOU TOO
RET▲RD COMBOK▲T says (5: 57 PM):
*HAHHAHAHAHHAA
WUT

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

OH GOD. THIS THE FUCK AGAIN. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW, YOU FAT SACK OF RANCID BULLFUCKING PILE OF SHIT FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCK YOU OH MY GOD FUCK YOU SO MUCH. YOU ARE A GIANT SHITMONGLERING FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK UFCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK YOU. AND FUCK YOUR ICON TOO.

ISN’T THAT ICON A PICTURE OF YOU THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO MEXICO AND GOT HIGH ON THE WATER?

FUCK YOU. I CAN’T GO TO MEXICO BECAUSE OF THE DISTURBING VIOLENT DRUG WAR THE MEDIA FAILS TO ACKNOWLEDGE. NOT THAT I WANT TO GO TO THAT COUNTRY. IT IS AS FUCKING TERRIFYING AS YOUR ASS. WAIT. NO. I PREFER YOUR ASS MORE. THAT IS SAYING A LOT.

lordsantaenglish:

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

2

FUXLCKIUUUUCK YOUUU FKAJJA EARRRRGGHHHHHKJKFJKJFJKJKJOE FUCUK YOU FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCK YOU SO HARD WITH ALL THE FUCKING PIECES OF FUCKIGN SHIT AND YOU FUCKING FUCK YOUEFFFFUCK YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO, FOUR.

sea-goblin:

familiaralien:

kalmasiope:

I DEMAND EVERYBODY SIGN THIS. FINALLY THERE ARE OTHERS THAT ARE DISGUSTED BY THIS ITEM AS MUCH AS I WAS. I WAS SO HORRIFIED I STOPPED WATCHING CARTOON NETWORK BECAUSE OF THIS GHASTLY COMMERCIAL. FISH BELONG IN STABLE TANKS, NOT INSIDE A PLUSH TOY THAT MORONS WILL OBVIOUSLY TOSS AROUND.

Honestly there should be a petition to ban sales of all ridiculous small tanks because not a single one of those sizes are intended for any fish but this one in particular is a whole lot of fucked up x-x

Is there like some kind of competition between companies to see who can manufacture the most inappropriate and ridiculous ‘fish tank’? 

I’M WONDERING THIS TOO BECAUSE ALL THE ADVERTISED ‘FISH TANKS’ ON CARTOON NETWORK HAVE BEEN JUST AWFUL. THEY ARE WAY TOO SMALL, WHICH IS SUSPICIOUS. IT SEEMS A LOT LIKE THE COMPANIES EXPECT THE FISH’S EXISTENCE TO BE SHORT-LIVED WITHOUT DOING ANY ACTUAL RESEARCH ON FISH CARE. TERRIBLE.

WUT

OH GOD. THIS THE FUCK AGAIN. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW, YOU FAT SACK OF RANCID BULLFUCKING PILE OF SHIT FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCK YOU OH MY GOD FUCK YOU SO MUCH. YOU ARE A GIANT SHITMONGLERING FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK UFCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK YOU. AND FUCK YOUR ICON TOO.

scoutregimentkarkat:

sawedoffram:

softstriders:

cackledemon:

jetsetnicolette:

binart:

CAN I JUST SAY HOW REFRESHING IT IS FOR JOHN TO BE CALLING CALIBORN OUT ON HIS MISOGYNISTIC BULLSHIT
caliborn is such a weird fucking creep ugh

You realize this is really out of character, and Hussie is doing this to bump up his self image, and its working, right?

hussie specifically making a blatantly misogynistic character for no real good reason other than to make that an attribute of the villain (which is suuuuch a tired character trait uuuugh) and having another character say something that contradicts his typically oblivious and aloof personality throws off the storyline (if homestuck can even qualify for having one) and serves only as instant gratification from the fans to the white male author, and totally renders the point he supposedly was trying to make moot because instead of actually shedding light on the frequency of objectification and invalidation of female characters in media now he’s getting credit for being some great open minded anti-misogynistic guy! y’know, despite the fact he created a super misogynistic character for no real reason other than to perpetuate popular media that contains misogynistic characters and elements? y’know, the average viewer who is unaware and uneducated on rampant misogyny is just going to take caliborn’s behavior as normal, hussie isn’t being some brave and progressive author here.
this is a ploy, i basically just repeated everything nicolette said but yeah im really bothered by this

THIS  FUCKING THANK  U 

Out of character? Really? 
Because

John

is

such

an

aloof

character.

I mean, look at this shit.
How the hell would you react if you saw someone playing shitty story book with your best friends? 
Those aren’t just girls that Caliborn is playing house with, those are his friends. Some are his direct family (Hell, he still associates Jane with his Nana), one is a very close friend of his who he cares a lot about, and one is a girl he just met and made friends with.
John is a character that is quick to emote, even if the stuff he’s emoting about is fucking stupid. When he found out that his dad was a normal business man he freaked out. When he found out that Gushers were a Betty Crocker product he freaked out. When he found out that Davesprite broke up with Jade and then proceeded to mock his dead father HE FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. He freaked out in an entirely different way when he was reunited with his friends, some of which he had only known for a day, all of which he hadn’t heard from in three years. The guy he knows for a day and didn’t see for three years is stabbed and he freaks out. 
The point is that John isn’t aloof.
Couple his hotheadedness with the fact that his friends (oh yeah, remember when friendship made him reconsider flying off to his death. Or the time he made his friend look good in her paradox mother’s eyes because he knew she deserved it. Or all the things Vriska convinced him to do because friendship? Or maybe when he kissed a friend’s dead corpse because it was the only way to revive her dreamself? Or when he refused to jump on the meteor with all his other friends because he didn’t want to leave Jade alone by herself?) are being insulted and used in some creepy way by someone he can’t even see? OF COURSE HE WOULD FREAK THE FUCK OUT!
As for Caliborn, have you heard some thirteen year old boys lately? Not all of them, just the little shitheads who thinks they’re hot (like the ones you can find screaming into your headphones during COD, calling you a faggot). You know what they do? They treat women like shit. You know why? No? Most of the time it’s because they can get away with it, there’s usually a female figure at home that they’re allowed to walk all over, or a female figure that intimidates them so they have to pretend that they are able to walk all over them. 
I wonder where we can find one of those. 

Someone he has a particular sort of animosity toward…

maybe even someone who intimidates him mentally, or who is more talented or liked then him…
Oh where oh where could this mystery girl be…

Clearly Caliborn has utterly no reason to viciously attack and demean women to the point that he sees them fit only as sexual partners.
Caliborn’s misogyny is never depicted in a good light. If anything, it is there to nail down the fact that Caliborn is really fucking dumb. He’s stupid and lucky, and soon to be very powerful which are not things that should be melded together.If anything, Caliborn is the PERFECT personification of the 12 year old on a headset during COD who keeps sniping you in the head. The misogyny doesn’t feel random, it feels like that loud mouth kid who doesn’t understand half the words he’s screaming into your ear while he goes around and shoots everything in sight, teammate or not. 
He is a chaotic brat without the maturity to understand the full scope of his actions or his words.
And just because a writer makes a straw misogynist, doesn’t mean the writing is inherently bad. See: Firefly, PMMM, Mulan, Wonder Woman, Star Trek, Doctor Who (early years), AVATAR THE LAST FUCKING AIRBENDER. 
Look, Hussie can be a piece of shit sometimes. I have followed the comic for years and this I’ve learned. I’m not defending him here. Maybe he did it for asspats, maybe he did it because it’s in character, or maybe he did it for the same reasons the writers above did. I don’t particularly care. But if you’re going to bash the actions of the characters, at least make an attempt to understand the characters beforehand.

^^^^^^^^thank you

WHAT? WHAT! WHAT THE FUCK. NO. THIS IS ALL ENTIRELY WRONG. CALIBORN IS ONE OF THE GREATEST CHARACTERS IN THE COMIC. HE’S “SEXIST” BECAUSE I HATE MY OWN IDIOT SIS’ AND ALL AIR-HEADED FEMALES IN THIS AREA WITH A FIERY PASSION AND SO THE COMIC MIRRORED THAT. (ACTUALLY, AS OF LATE I HATE EVERYBODY EQUALLY.) HUSSIE ISN’T A DOUCHEBAG. THE COMIC DOES ITS OWN THING. NOT HUSSIE. ALSO, CHERUB CULTURE DOES NOT REFLECT HUMAN CULTURE. EACH CHERUB HATES THE OPPOSITE GENDER. EITHER PASSIVELY OR AGGRESSIVELY DEPENDING ON THEIR ALIGNMENT. THAT’S WHY THE HATE MATE.

scoutregimentkarkat:

sawedoffram:

softstriders:

cackledemon:

jetsetnicolette:

binart:

CAN I JUST SAY HOW REFRESHING IT IS FOR JOHN TO BE CALLING CALIBORN OUT ON HIS MISOGYNISTIC BULLSHIT

caliborn is such a weird fucking creep ugh

You realize this is really out of character, and Hussie is doing this to bump up his self image, and its working, right?

hussie specifically making a blatantly misogynistic character for no real good reason other than to make that an attribute of the villain (which is suuuuch a tired character trait uuuugh) and having another character say something that contradicts his typically oblivious and aloof personality throws off the storyline (if homestuck can even qualify for having one) and serves only as instant gratification from the fans to the white male author, and totally renders the point he supposedly was trying to make moot because instead of actually shedding light on the frequency of objectification and invalidation of female characters in media now he’s getting credit for being some great open minded anti-misogynistic guy! y’know, despite the fact he created a super misogynistic character for no real reason other than to perpetuate popular media that contains misogynistic characters and elements? y’know, the average viewer who is unaware and uneducated on rampant misogyny is just going to take caliborn’s behavior as normal, hussie isn’t being some brave and progressive author here.

this is a ploy, i basically just repeated everything nicolette said but yeah im really bothered by this

THIS  FUCKING THANK  U 

Out of character? Really? 

Because

image

John

image

is

image

such

image

an

image

aloof

image

character.

image

I mean, look at this shit.

How the hell would you react if you saw someone playing shitty story book with your best friends? 

Those aren’t just girls that Caliborn is playing house with, those are his friends. Some are his direct family (Hell, he still associates Jane with his Nana), one is a very close friend of his who he cares a lot about, and one is a girl he just met and made friends with.

John is a character that is quick to emote, even if the stuff he’s emoting about is fucking stupid. When he found out that his dad was a normal business man he freaked out. When he found out that Gushers were a Betty Crocker product he freaked out. When he found out that Davesprite broke up with Jade and then proceeded to mock his dead father HE FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. He freaked out in an entirely different way when he was reunited with his friends, some of which he had only known for a day, all of which he hadn’t heard from in three years. The guy he knows for a day and didn’t see for three years is stabbed and he freaks out. 

The point is that John isn’t aloof.

Couple his hotheadedness with the fact that his friends (oh yeah, remember when friendship made him reconsider flying off to his death. Or the time he made his friend look good in her paradox mother’s eyes because he knew she deserved it. Or all the things Vriska convinced him to do because friendship? Or maybe when he kissed a friend’s dead corpse because it was the only way to revive her dreamself? Or when he refused to jump on the meteor with all his other friends because he didn’t want to leave Jade alone by herself?) are being insulted and used in some creepy way by someone he can’t even see? OF COURSE HE WOULD FREAK THE FUCK OUT!

As for Caliborn, have you heard some thirteen year old boys lately? Not all of them, just the little shitheads who thinks they’re hot (like the ones you can find screaming into your headphones during COD, calling you a faggot). You know what they do? They treat women like shit. You know why? No? Most of the time it’s because they can get away with it, there’s usually a female figure at home that they’re allowed to walk all over, or a female figure that intimidates them so they have to pretend that they are able to walk all over them. 

I wonder where we can find one of those. 

image

Someone he has a particular sort of animosity toward…

image

maybe even someone who intimidates him mentally, or who is more talented or liked then him…

Oh where oh where could this mystery girl be

image

Clearly Caliborn has utterly no reason to viciously attack and demean women to the point that he sees them fit only as sexual partners.

Caliborn’s misogyny is never depicted in a good light. If anything, it is there to nail down the fact that Caliborn is really fucking dumb. He’s stupid and lucky, and soon to be very powerful which are not things that should be melded together.

If anything, Caliborn is the PERFECT personification of the 12 year old on a headset during COD who keeps sniping you in the head. The misogyny doesn’t feel random, it feels like that loud mouth kid who doesn’t understand half the words he’s screaming into your ear while he goes around and shoots everything in sight, teammate or not. 

He is a chaotic brat without the maturity to understand the full scope of his actions or his words.

And just because a writer makes a straw misogynist, doesn’t mean the writing is inherently bad. See: Firefly, PMMM, Mulan, Wonder Woman, Star Trek, Doctor Who (early years), AVATAR THE LAST FUCKING AIRBENDER. 

Look, Hussie can be a piece of shit sometimes. I have followed the comic for years and this I’ve learned. I’m not defending him here. Maybe he did it for asspats, maybe he did it because it’s in character, or maybe he did it for the same reasons the writers above did. I don’t particularly care. But if you’re going to bash the actions of the characters, at least make an attempt to understand the characters beforehand.

^^^^^^^^thank you

WHAT? WHAT! WHAT THE FUCK. NO. THIS IS ALL ENTIRELY WRONG. CALIBORN IS ONE OF THE GREATEST CHARACTERS IN THE COMIC. HE’S “SEXIST” BECAUSE I HATE MY OWN IDIOT SIS’ AND ALL AIR-HEADED FEMALES IN THIS AREA WITH A FIERY PASSION AND SO THE COMIC MIRRORED THAT. (ACTUALLY, AS OF LATE I HATE EVERYBODY EQUALLY.) HUSSIE ISN’T A DOUCHEBAG. THE COMIC DOES ITS OWN THING. NOT HUSSIE.
ALSO, CHERUB CULTURE DOES NOT REFLECT HUMAN CULTURE. EACH CHERUB HATES THE OPPOSITE GENDER. EITHER PASSIVELY OR AGGRESSIVELY DEPENDING ON THEIR ALIGNMENT. THAT’S WHY THE HATE MATE.

I NEED TO WORK ON THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF MY SHIT BOOK AND MAKE IT AVAILABLE VIA DIGITAL BECAUSE FUCK KILLING TREES. NOT UNLESS I KNOW MY PUBLISHER WILL USE RECYCLED PAPER.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

THIS WAS AN AUTOMESSAGE LEFT BY KALMASIOPE, THE TRUTH COMES OUT AT LAST! ROAR! THE DALEKAT HAS SPOKEN!

FUCK YOU. YOU LEFT THE EXACT SAME MESSAGE TOO, YOU FAT SHIT. 

WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK?! I DIDN’T SAY ANY OF THAT! OH GOD WHY! WHAT THE HELL! FUCK YOU SO MUCH!

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

THIS WAS AN AUTOMESSAGE LEFT BY KALMASIOPE, THE TRUTH COMES OUT AT LAST! ROAR! THE DALEKAT HAS SPOKEN!

FUCK YOU. YOU LEFT THE EXACT SAME MESSAGE TOO, YOU FAT SHIT.

WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK?! I DIDN’T SAY ANY OF THAT! OH GOD WHY! WHAT THE HELL! FUCK YOU SO MUCH!

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

superevilgenius:

UPDATE: http://www.superevilgenius.com/000009

SHOVING THIS DOWN EVERYONE’S THROAT.

"STINGERS"

FUCK YOU.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

superevilgenius:

UPDATE: http://www.superevilgenius.com/000009

SHOVING THIS DOWN EVERYONE’S THROAT.

"STINGERS"

FUCK YOU.