THE COSMIC CASTAWAY.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasis:

BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

THE ONLY PART OF THIS STORY THAT’S TRUE IS THAT IT WAS YOU WITH YOUR HEAD UP HUSSIE’S ASS, NOT ME, YOU FAT STENCH. I TOLD YOU HE WAS HIDING CHOCOLATE IN THERE, AND YOU DOVE IN. WHAT YOU FOUND INSTEAD WAS “CHOCOLATE”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ALSO FUCK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS! I WILL DESTROY YOU SO MUCH! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENGLISH HULK SMASH!!!!!

AND FIX THE DERP EYES! DERP EYES!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!

ASSHOOOOLE! THAT WAS ALL YOU.

YOU WISH

OH MY GOD. YOUR TAGS MADE ME ROTFLMAO.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasis:

BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

THE ONLY PART OF THIS STORY THAT’S TRUE IS THAT IT WAS YOU WITH YOUR HEAD UP HUSSIE’S ASS, NOT ME, YOU FAT STENCH. I TOLD YOU HE WAS HIDING CHOCOLATE IN THERE, AND YOU DOVE IN. WHAT YOU FOUND INSTEAD WAS “CHOCOLATE”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ALSO FUCK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS! I WILL DESTROY YOU SO MUCH! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENGLISH HULK SMASH!!!!!

AND FIX THE DERP EYES! DERP EYES!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!

ASSHOOOOLE! THAT WAS ALL YOU.

YOUR GOD says (3:51 PM):
*THE BOARD MEATING WAS BORING AND DULL. ALSO THE ASSHOLE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING THE DONUTS GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT AND DIDN’T BOTHER SENDING US THE DONUTS VIA TAXI OR SOMETHING AT LEAST. TALK ABOUT LAZY.
SANTA ENGLISH. I FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING.

lordsantaenglish:

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POOR LEMON.

AND THERE’S THE LEMON PARTY.

lordsantaenglish:

THEY CAN STING YOU AND LIGHT UP SO THEY CAN SEE YOU IN THE DARK TO STING YOU THEN TOO! THERE’S NO ESCAPING THE FIREBEES!
THIS AND MORE - http://www.superevilgenius.com/ MADE BY KALMASIOPE.
I UPLOADED THIS BECAUSE FUCK YOU EVERYONE, AND BECAUSE THE LATEST COMIC MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.

HAHAHAHA! I’M GLAD IT MADE YOU LAUGH! HURRAY! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

lordsantaenglish:

THEY CAN STING YOU AND LIGHT UP SO THEY CAN SEE YOU IN THE DARK TO STING YOU THEN TOO! THERE’S NO ESCAPING THE FIREBEES!

THIS AND MORE - http://www.superevilgenius.com/ MADE BY KALMASIOPE.

I UPLOADED THIS BECAUSE FUCK YOU EVERYONE, AND BECAUSE THE LATEST COMIC MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.

HAHAHAHA! I’M GLAD IT MADE YOU LAUGH! HURRAY! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

superevilgenius:

UPDATE: http://www.superevilgenius.com/000008

I DEMAND THIS BE REBLOGGED BECAUSE OF THE ADORABLE BEES.

superevilgenius:

UPDATE: http://www.superevilgenius.com/000008

I DEMAND THIS BE REBLOGGED BECAUSE OF THE ADORABLE BEES.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

kalmasiope:

YAY! BUMBLEBEE! I LOVE BUMBLEBEES!

REBLOGGING THIS ADORABLE VIDEO.

HOW DARE THAT BEE BE SO CUTE AND FAT!

REBLOGGING THIS ADORABLE FAT BUMBLEBEE AGAIN. I MUST ALWAYS HAVE THIS ON MY PAGE.

THE BEE IS FAT AND SLOW TO WORK LIKE YOU

FUCK YOU.
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ! BUZZGLUB.

THE.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

PAIN.

HUNGER PANGS BECAUSE I HAVEN’T BEEN FEEDING YOU LATELY?

(GET BETTER SOON, YOU ASSHOLE, SO YOU CAN WORK!)

FUCK YOU. MY ORGANS WERE DOING THEIR “LET’S INCREASE KAT’S  ETERNAL SUFFERING AGAIN”. THEY QUIT THEIR SHIT FOR THE MOMENT. THAT’LL SHOW THEM. I’M IN THE PROCESS OF DRAWING CRAP NOW. BECAUSE FUCK YOU.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

HOT TOPIC WHITE-WASHED HOMESTUCK (And You Should Be Mad About It)

ectobro:

By now, I’m sure a lot of you have seen this post going around where someone points out that the Hot Topic exclusive Homestuck shirt features white-washing where darker skin was depicted in the original art.

However, that post had a million different trains, and the OP wasn’t…

ACTUALLY, THEY HAD TO LIGHTEN THE COLORS SO IT COULD BE SEEN PROPERLY FROM A DISTANCE AND NOT APPEAR DARK ON THE SHIRT. AT LEAST FROM THE INFORMATION I WAS FORCED TO STUDY IN MY SHITTY PRINTING CLASS. I COULD BE WRONG THOUGH.
I ONLY HATE THE SHIRT BECAUSE THE ART STYLE SUCKS AND EVERYTHING IS DRAWN BADLY.

IT’S STILL FUGLY EITHER WAY.

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES.

How often do you contemplate selling your soul to Hussie so he can finish Act 7?
Anonymous

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

homestuckreactiongifs:

We’re willing to wait as long as it takes but…

image by banasmagiccastle

OH. MANY SOULS FOR ME TO EAT. AFTER I STEAL THEM FROM HUSS.

SO HUSSIE FOOD IS SOUL FOOD?

HUSSIE IS BUSY WITH HIS HEAD UP YOUR ASS, YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT.

lordsantaenglish:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

HE USES THEM AS ANAL DILDOS AT NIGHT BEFORE RETURNING THEM THE NEXT DAY, UNWASHED, SOME OF THEM MAY BE LICKED CLEAN, BUT THAT’S AS CLOSE AS IT GETS.
THERE YOU GO, NOW YOU KNOW THE STORY BEHIND IT, HAPPY NOW?

OH GOD. OH GOD WHY.

lordsantaenglish:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

HE USES THEM AS ANAL DILDOS AT NIGHT BEFORE RETURNING THEM THE NEXT DAY, UNWASHED, SOME OF THEM MAY BE LICKED CLEAN, BUT THAT’S AS CLOSE AS IT GETS.

THERE YOU GO, NOW YOU KNOW THE STORY BEHIND IT, HAPPY NOW?

OH GOD. OH GOD WHY.

lordsantaenglish:

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

I DEMAND THAT THIS BE A REAL THING

YES. NAP ANYWHERE YOU WANT SO PEOPLE CAN MUG YOU AND SUCH. SANTA ENGLISH, LET’S GO MUG ASSHOLES!

lordsantaenglish:

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

I DEMAND THAT THIS BE A REAL THING

YES. NAP ANYWHERE YOU WANT SO PEOPLE CAN MUG YOU AND SUCH. SANTA ENGLISH, LET’S GO MUG ASSHOLES!

REBLOG if your icon is actually you.

lordsantaenglish:

sorelatable:

I HATE SEEING LONELY OLD PEOPLE EATING ALONE AT RESTAURANTS

ME TOO, THAT’S WHY I ALWAYS ORDER THEM FOODS WITH SEXY NOTES ATTACHED AND HAVE THE WAITER SAY IT’S FROM ONE OF THE OTHER LONELY OLD PEOPLE.

ONE TIME, SOMEONE TURNED OUT TO BE SOMEONE ELSE’S SISTER THAT I DID THIS TO, AND OH MY GOD, HILARITY ENSUED AS THE BIGGEST SHITSTORM FIGHT EVER BROKE OUT WITH THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

TOTALLY WORTH IT.

OH MY GOD. YOU ARE HILARIOUS.

How often do you contemplate selling your soul to Hussie so he can finish Act 7?
Anonymous

homestuckreactiongifs:

We’re willing to wait as long as it takes but…

image by banasmagiccastle

OH. MANY SOULS FOR ME TO EAT. AFTER I STEAL THEM FROM HUSS.