THE COSMIC CASTAWAY.
THE.

PAIN.

erifins:

christofercringlemisha:

cisman:

hot topic has reached new levels of trash

hussie will NOT be happy with this.

Hi guys! Remember that huge fucking design contest from April? Well Hot Topic was one of the guest judges, and they got to pick a design to have in their stores. This is completely approved!! So please shut the fuck up and do your research!! Thanks!!!!

IT STILL LOOKS LIKE TRASH THOUGH.

erifins:

christofercringlemisha:

cisman:

hot topic has reached new levels of trash

hussie will NOT be happy with this.

Hi guys! Remember that huge fucking design contest from April? Well Hot Topic was one of the guest judges, and they got to pick a design to have in their stores. This is completely approved!! So please shut the fuck up and do your research!! Thanks!!!!

IT STILL LOOKS LIKE TRASH THOUGH.

387 plays

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

words-are-futile-devices:

I Hate Everyone — Go Set Go

Theme song.

OH HEY, YAY! MY THEME SONG!

REBLOGGING THE ME SONG.

bender-the-great:



YOUR EDITS ARE FREAKING HILARIOUS.

bender-the-great:

YOUR EDITS ARE FREAKING HILARIOUS.

bender-the-great:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! PERFECT.

OH MY GOD. I DIDN’T EXPECT I’D BE LAUGHING THIS HARD.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

I COULDN’T RESIST.

 LET DARWINISM TAKE AFFECT TO WEED THE IDIOTS OUT.

FUCK YOU, THAT’S THE LAZY SOLUTION, YOU END UP WAITING FOREVER THAT WAY. I PREFER A MORE ACTIVE SOLUTION INVOLVING A CHAINSAW, SHOTGUN, SOME ZOMBIES, AND A TABLE SAW.

FUCK YOU. USE NUKES.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

I COULDN’T RESIST.

 LET DARWINISM TAKE AFFECT TO WEED THE IDIOTS OUT.

FUCK YOU, THAT’S THE LAZY SOLUTION, YOU END UP WAITING FOREVER THAT WAY. I PREFER A MORE ACTIVE SOLUTION INVOLVING A CHAINSAW, SHOTGUN, SOME ZOMBIES, AND A TABLE SAW.

FUCK YOU. USE NUKES.

lordsantaenglish:

purplefridge:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

THEY CALL IT “THE SUN”, IT IS A GIGANTIC NUCLEAR BALL OF FIRE AND CANCER AND DEATH. IT IS WHAT CAUSES SUMMER TO BE SO DAMN HOT. IT BLINDS PEOPLE. IT IS HORRIBLE AND IT HATES YOU.

HOW DARE IT HATES ME. IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A FRIENDLY ASSHOLE TRYING TO BE MY FRIEND WHILE I TELL IT TO GO DIE. UNLESS IT’S USING REVERSED PSYCHOLOGY. TO BE MY FRIEND. IN WHICH CASE. FUCK YOU, SUN.

Muffin

I HATE YOU. I HATE ME. I HATE EVERYBODY.

lordsantaenglish:

I COULDN’T RESIST.

 LET DARWINISM TAKE AFFECT TO WEED THE IDIOTS OUT.

lordsantaenglish:

I COULDN’T RESIST.

 LET DARWINISM TAKE AFFECT TO WEED THE IDIOTS OUT.

lordsantaenglish:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

AGREED.

YES.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

dodostad:

jackofallinterests:

dodostad:

70’s au where Doc Scratch has a disco ball as a head

image

thank you

OH MY GOD. SANTA ENGLISH, LOOK! IT’S THE DISCO VERSION OF META.
INB4 YOU SAY HE WAS UP HUSSIE’S ASS AGAIN. OH GOD WHY.

FUCK YOU SO MUCH, I SPAT OUT MY DRINK LAUGHING!
WHY? FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN, OF COURSE!
ALSO YOU CAN’T INB4 THAT SINCE YOU JUST SAID IT FOR ME.

FUCK YOU.

mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY
The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here
How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?
I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.
LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS
HP Envy 15-J101TU
Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)
RULES
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. 
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 
Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)
REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.
Good luck and stay lovely!

I DEMAND THIS ITEM.

mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY

The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?

I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

HP Envy 15-J101TU

Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)

RULES

  • You have to be following meI am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
  • You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
  • This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 

Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)

REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!

I DEMAND THIS ITEM.

dodostad:

jackofallinterests:

dodostad:

70’s au where Doc Scratch has a disco ball as a head

image

thank you

OH MY GOD. SANTA ENGLISH, LOOK! IT’S THE DISCO VERSION OF META.
INB4 YOU SAY HE WAS UP HUSSIE’S ASS AGAIN. OH GOD WHY.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

kalmasiope:

YAY! BUMBLEBEE! I LOVE BUMBLEBEES!

REBLOGGING THIS ADORABLE VIDEO.

HOW DARE THAT BEE BE SO CUTE AND FAT!

REBLOGGING THIS ADORABLE FAT BUMBLEBEE AGAIN. I MUST ALWAYS HAVE THIS ON MY PAGE.

lordsantaenglish:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

What is 4chan???

GOOGLE SEARCH “HELL ON EARTH”.

GOOGLE SEARCH “SANTA ENGLISH'S FAT ASS”.