I HATE BEING ANGRY ALL THE TIME.
ONCE I REALIZE I’M ANGRY AND BEING MEAN I QUICKLY MAKE MYSELF BE NICE WHICH WEIRDS THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU ARE JEALOUS.
DOING THIS BECAUSE FUCK YOU.
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
-GREEN LOLLY - CHERUBIM.
-POWER FANTASY - CHERUBIM.
-THE LORDLING - CHERUBIM.
-CONSTANT CONFINEMENT - CHERUBIM.
-ETERNITY SERVED COLD - CHERUBIM.
-CARNE VALE - CHERUBIM.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE.
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
THE NEAREST BOOK NEXT TO ME IS RAINBOW FISH.
4) What do you think about most?
MANY THINGS.
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
I DON’T GET TEXT MESSAGES.
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
WITH.
7) What’s your strangest talent?
I DON’T HAVE TALENT.
8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
Girls… ARE STUPID.
Boys… ARE SMELLY AND STUPID.
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
YES.
10) What are some of the things you hate?
IDIOTS, LAZY HUMANS, IDIOTS, LAZINESS, IDIOTS, AND IDIOTS. ALSO IDIOTS. DID I MENTION IDIOTS? BECAUSE IDIOTS.
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
YES, BUT I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
NO.
13) What’s your religion?
I DON’T HAVE ONE.
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
BURNING UNDER THE SUN.
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
WHAT?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
I DON’T REALLY HAVE ONE AT THE MOMENT.
17) What was the last lie you told?
I’M OKAY.
18) Do you believe in karma?
IT EXISTS HALF THE TIME.
19) What does your username mean?
IT IS THE VERY NAME OF ONE OF MY ALTERNATE SELVES AND A COMBINATION OF CALLIOPE AND CALMASIS.
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
Strength: BEING A GREAT LEADER.
Weakness: EVERYTHING ELSE. I CAN’T EVEN EAT THE FOODS I WANT WITHOUT IT FUCKING UP MY STOMACH.
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
EW, HUMANS. CELEBRITIES DON’T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME.
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
NO.
23) How do you vent your anger?
I’M ALWAYS ANGRY.
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
I HAVE MANY COLLECTIONS.
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
NONE. I FUCKING HATE PHYSICALLY TALKING TO HUMANS.
26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
YES, FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE.
27) What are sounds you hate; sounds you love?
Sounds I love: MUSIC I LOVE.
Sounds I hate: THE SOUNDS OF PEOPLE TALKING. BABIES CRYING AND SCREECHING. IDIOCY. RETARDED CONVERSATIONS.
28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
I DON’T HAVE ONE.
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
GHOSTS EXIST. ALIENS EXIST. THIS IS A FACT YOU IDIOT HUMANS WON’T DISCOVER UNTIL MANY YEARS FROM NOW.
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
Right: NOTHING.
Left: NOTHING.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
MY NOSE IS BROKEN AND I CAN’T EVER SMELL ANYTHING, WHICH SUCKS.
32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
I DON’T KNOW.
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
NEVER BEEN THERE.
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
THERE ARE NONE THAT ARE ATTRACTIVE TO ME. THEY’RE ALL GROSS AND STUPID.
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
ME.
36) Define Art.
I DON’T FUCKING KNOW.
37) Do you believe in luck?
I HAVE ALL THE LUCK. WHICH IS BAD LUCK.
38) What’s the weather like right now?
I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. I DON’T GO OUTSIDE. IT’S PROBABLY HUMID, HOT AND SHITTY OUTSIDE LIKE ALWAYS.
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
NO. MY DRUNK MOM HAS CRASHED SEVERAL TIMES THROUGHOUT MY LIFE WITH ME IN THE CAR THOUGH.
41) What was the last book you read?
ONE OF THE BOOKS AROUND MY ROOM.
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
FUCK NO.
43) Do you have any nicknames?
OTHER THAN “KAT” MY NICKNAMES ARE USUALLY KAR [MY INITIALS], ASSHOLE, BASTARD, SUPER EVIL GENIUS, GROUCH, AND “OH GOD NOT YOU AGAIN”.
44) What was the last movie you saw?
I DON’T REMEMBER.
45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
I DON’T LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEM.
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
ONLY TO EXAMINE IT. I SET IT FREE ONCE I WAS DONE.
47) Do you like holidays?
NO, ONLY BECAUSE I NEVER EVER GET TO JOIN THE FUN. CHRISTMAS DOESN’T EVER EXIST IN THIS HOUSE, NOR NEW YEAR’S, NOR FOURTH OF JULY, NOR MY BIRTHDAY ESPECIALLY. I BECOME ENVIOUS OF EVERYBODY ELSE CELEBRATING THOSE HOLIDAYS. MY BIRTHDAY IS A HOLIDAY BECAUSE I SAY IT IS!
48) What’s your sexual orientation?
DON’T GIVE A FUCK.
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
OH GOD, I’VE HAD COUNTLESS SPREAD EVERYWHERE ABOUT ME DURING THE SCHOOLS I’VE WENT TO.
50) Do you believe in magic?
MAGIC IS ACTUALLY SCIENCE.
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
ONLY TO THOSE THAT THREATENED TO HURT OR KILL SOMETHING IN FRONT OF ME.
52) What is your astrological sign?
AQUARIUS.
53) Do you save money or spend it?
NEITHER. I DON’T GET MONEY.
54) What’s the last thing you purchased?
NOTHING. I HAVEN’T BEEN OUT IN EVER.
55) Love or lust?
LOVE.
56) In a relationship?
YES.
57) How many relationships have you had?
MANY.
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
YES.
59) Where were you yesterday?
CHATTING WITH RED HAT, ONE OF MY MINIONS.
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
A NICE SOFT PILLOW.
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
NO.
62) What’s your favorite animal?
FISH.
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
I DON’T DO THAT. I’M NOT LIKEABLE. I ONLY TALK TO THOSE THAT CAN TOLERATE MY GROUCHINESS.
64) Where is your best friend?
RESTING, CURRENTLY. THAT ASSHOLE ROBOT.
65) Spit or swallow?
EW. GROSS.
66) What is your heritage?
ACTUAL ALIEN.
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
DRAWING.
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
OFF WHAT?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
ROBOKAT IS MY BEST FRIEND, SO YES.
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
I DON’T HAVE A PAYING JOB AND OF COURSE I’D SAVE THE DOG. I’VE SAVED INSECTS, ALL SORTS OF ANIMALS BEFORE, AND A FEW HUMANS TOO.
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
A. I CAN’T DIE.
B. IF I WAS GOING TO DIE, WHO WOULD I EVEN TELL?
C. NO. I’VE FACED DEATH A FEW TIMES BEFORE. I’VE BEEN TOLD I WAS GOING TO DIE BY DOCTORS THROUGHOUT MY LIFE AND HERE I STILL AM.
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
TRUST.
74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
NONE.
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
I DON’T HAVE A PHONE.
76) What is your favorite album?
CHERUBIM.
77) How can I win your heart?
EWW.
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
YES, AT TIMES. I KNOW THAT FIRSTHAND.
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
DECIDING TO ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE AND THUS BECOMING THE GREATEST INDIVIDUAL EVER.
80) What size shoes do you wear?
I DON’T KNOW. I JUST EITHER WEAR MY BOOTS OR THOSE VRISKA SHOES.
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
I’M NOT PLANNING TO DIE.
82) What is your favorite word?
I DON’T HAVE A FAVORITE WORD.
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
FART.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
I DON’T USE SAYINGS. THEY’RE STUPID.
85) What’s the last song you listened to?
CARNE VALE.
86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?
I HAVE SO MANY FAVORITE COLORS. THE COLOR I USE MOST IS LIME GREEN. SECOND IS BLUE. THIRD, PURPLE. FOURTH, BLACK.
87) What is your current desktop picture?
THE USS ENTERPRISE.
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
THAT’S FUCKING DISGUSTING. YOU ARE SICK. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE THAT INSTANTANEOUSLY EXPLODES.
89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
THIS IS STUPID.
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Step 1: ASK IF THEY LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER OR NOT.
Step 2: IF THEY SAY YES, SHOOT THEM ALL AND FLUSH THE BODIES.
Step 3: IF THEY DON’T, BECOME BROS WITH THEM.
ACTUALLY, WHO THE FUCK EVEN LIKES JUSTIN BIEBER? WHY IS HE FAMOUS? HOW THE FUCK DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN?! YOU HUMANS ARE STUPID.
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
TO FLY AND GO THROUGH WALLS.
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I’VE NEVER HAD A GOOD PAST EXPERIENCE.
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
THAT WOULD KILL WHAT MAKES A PERSON. MY LIFE WAS ENTIRELY SHITTY AND FULL OF HORRIBLE EXPERIENCES BUT I’M NOT GOING TO ERASE IT.
94) You have the opportunity have any car… Which one?
I ALREADY HAVE A CAR. I OWN THE BEST TIMECAR EVER.
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where do you fly?
TO WHERE I WANT TO GO.
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
I WOULDN’T KNOW.
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
I GET MOTION SICKNESS EASILY.
98) Ever been on a plane?
NOT ONCE.
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
YOU’RE ALL ABSOLUTE IDIOTS.
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
I DON’T HAVE ANY. THEY’RE ALL STUPID.
I HAVE DRAWN RAINBOW FISH.
SHUT UP. THERE IS ALSO A NINE HOUR LONG VIDEO OF ME WORKING ON THIS DRAWING FOR ANYONE *THAT* BORED TO WATCH ONCE IT’S PUT TOGETHER. IT’S NOT DONE YET. IT PROBABLY WON’T BE DONE FOR A WHILE. I WON’T BE MAKING AN ENTRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE I’M NOT GOING TO ADVERTISE A NINE HOUR LONG BORING VIDEO WHEN IT’S FINISHED. THE ONLY WAY YOU’LL KNOW IF IT’S DONE IS IF YOU SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/THEPIRATECAPT BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE BORED.
I FOUND THIS AWESOME PIRATE SHIP AT THE DRIFT STORE. SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT IS COOL AND YOU ARE JEALOUS. NOW TO CONSTRUCT A MINIATURE ANGRY SHIT DOODLE FIGURINE TO RIDE UPON IT AND FILM IT TO ANNOY YOU ALL.
I USED THE INTERNET IN THE 90’S TO HARASS AOL CHATROOMS, TROLL FORUM BOARDS, BROWSE FANSITE WEBPAGES CREATED WITH ANGELFIRE/GEOCITIES AND SUCH, AND HANG OUT AT GARFIELD.COM BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT CAT WAS AND STILL IS A HILARIOUS FAT ASSHOLE. ALL ON DIAL-UP TOO.
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