THE COSMIC CASTAWAY.

BUMBLEBEES! CUTE FAT BEES. UPLOADING VARIOUS BUMBLEBEE IMAGES I FIND BECAUSE THEY’RE SO CUTE.

NO, FOOLS! LORD ENGLISH KILLED HUSSIE TO FLIRT WITH HIM. YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE HE THREW HUSSIE’S CORPSE CHOCOLATES AND FLOWERS.

NO, FOOLS! LORD ENGLISH KILLED HUSSIE TO FLIRT WITH HIM. YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE HE THREW HUSSIE’S CORPSE CHOCOLATES AND FLOWERS.

uu-cest:

this is how homestuck will end i can feel it

AND THIS WILL HAPPEN NEXT: http://kalmasis.tumblr.com/post/94358118370/this-is-how-homestuck-actually-ends

lordsantaenglish:

vantasception:

lord spanish

THAT’S MY COUSIN TWICE REMOVED THAT NOBODY IN THE ENGLISH FAMILY EVER TALKS ABOUT.

FUCK YOU. THIS IS THE ASSHOLE THAT LIVES INSIDE YOUR ASS. I SHOULD KNOW SINCE YOU SAT ON ME. YOU FAT FUCK.

lordsantaenglish:

vantasception:

lord spanish

THAT’S MY COUSIN TWICE REMOVED THAT NOBODY IN THE ENGLISH FAMILY EVER TALKS ABOUT.

FUCK YOU. THIS IS THE ASSHOLE THAT LIVES INSIDE YOUR ASS. I SHOULD KNOW SINCE YOU SAT ON ME. YOU FAT FUCK.

lordsantaenglish:

IT HAS JUST BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT SCOTT BAKULA IS ACTUALLY JESUS CHRIST.

THIS VIDEO IS PROOF OF IT.

IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS, THEN FUCK YOU FOR DEPRIVING YOURSELF OF TELEVISION CLASSICS. I’M NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN IT.

OH MY GOD. THE “OH BOY” CATCHPHRASE. HAHAHAHAHA! NOW I REMEMBER THIS SCENE.

dropmycumberbritches:

dropmycumberbritches:


Georgian First Grader Beaten and Sexually Assaulted by Male Classmates…School Says Boys Just “Rough Housing”
Valdosta - Three first grade boys kept a female classmate outside after recess by hiding in the woods, pushing her face first into the ground. The victim, whose name is being withheld, has suffered scarring to the right side of her face from broken tree branches and rocks that she was allegedly assaulted with both physically and sexually.
The victim was able to escape the male classmates after fifteen minutes of torture, running into a fifth grade classroom and alerting a teacher of what had happened. The principle of the elementary school said he had a “man to man” talk with the boys and their parents, giving them two days of suspension. He neglected calling the local authorities claiming “it did not seem like a police matter, just simple rough housing gone a little too far”.
The parents of the victim are looking to press charges on the boys for sexual and physical assault, as well as a possible law suit against the school district. District superintendent was not available for comment. 

This is called rape culture you guys. The girl was 7 years old and they called it “rough housing” between boys.

Please boost this post! People NEED to hear about this.

PLEASE FIRE THAT IDIOT PRINCIPLE.

dropmycumberbritches:

dropmycumberbritches:

Georgian First Grader Beaten and Sexually Assaulted by Male Classmates…School Says Boys Just “Rough Housing”

Valdosta - Three first grade boys kept a female classmate outside after recess by hiding in the woods, pushing her face first into the ground. The victim, whose name is being withheld, has suffered scarring to the right side of her face from broken tree branches and rocks that she was allegedly assaulted with both physically and sexually.

The victim was able to escape the male classmates after fifteen minutes of torture, running into a fifth grade classroom and alerting a teacher of what had happened. The principle of the elementary school said he had a “man to man” talk with the boys and their parents, giving them two days of suspension. He neglected calling the local authorities claiming “it did not seem like a police matter, just simple rough housing gone a little too far”.

The parents of the victim are looking to press charges on the boys for sexual and physical assault, as well as a possible law suit against the school district. District superintendent was not available for comment. 

This is called rape culture you guys. The girl was 7 years old and they called it “rough housing” between boys.

Please boost this post! People NEED to hear about this.

PLEASE FIRE THAT IDIOT PRINCIPLE.

lordsantaenglish:

lunar-bunnie:

my

image

don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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TRANSLATION: “MY BOA CONSTRICTOR DON’T WANT A SCREAMING NUN UNLESS YOU’VE GOT RABBITS SCARY CARTOON BAD GUY.”

I READ THIS AS: “MY CUTE PET SNAKE DON’T WANT A SMILING NUN UNLESS YOU’VE GOT ADORABLE BUNNIES SCARY AS FUCKING HELL FUCKED UP CARTOON BAD GUY OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST HIS EYES ARE YELLOW MAKE IT STOP.”

lordsantaenglish:

unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

HUSSIE? IS THAT YOU?

HUSSIE, GET THE FUCK IN THE ASS.

lordsantaenglish:

friendzonked:

don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it

THEN STOP CHILDRENIFYING ADULT THINGS, LIKE INCLUDING A BROTHEL IN THE ALADDIN MOVIE. (GOOGLE IT IF YOU THINK I’M MAKING THAT UP)

THIS. THIS ENTIRELY. IT ALSO CHILDRENFIED THE POLICE (OR WHATEVER THOSE PEOPLE WITH THE SWORDS ARE CALLED.) IN REALITY, THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIFYING. THOUGH I AGREE WITH THE OP, I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SEXUALIZE EVERYTHING. MY SIS’ DOES THAT. IT’S OBNOXIOUS.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

I DREW THIS WHILE DRUNKAT.

THAT’S YOU FLIRTING WITH YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR. AGAIN.

FUCK YOU.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

I DREW THIS WHILE DRUNKAT.

THAT’S YOU FLIRTING WITH YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR. AGAIN.

FUCK YOU.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

THE NEW STAR’S APPEARANCE IN WHISTLES THE STARLIGHT CALLIOPE REMINDED ME OF COMIC ERIDAN FOR SOME REASON, AND SO I ADDED A FEW THINGS FOR THE LOL’S.

BUT IT LOOKS MORE LIKE YOU.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE EDIT!

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I AM NOW THE NEW STAR.

HERE, HAVE SOME RUMP ROAST. *FEEDS YOU A CLOWN’S ASS*

YES. I TOTALLY EAT THAT. *EATS YOU INSTEAD OF THE CLOWN ASS* OH OOPS.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

THE NEW STAR’S APPEARANCE IN WHISTLES THE STARLIGHT CALLIOPE REMINDED ME OF COMIC ERIDAN FOR SOME REASON, AND SO I ADDED A FEW THINGS FOR THE LOL’S.

BUT IT LOOKS MORE LIKE YOU.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE EDIT!

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I AM NOW THE NEW STAR.

HERE, HAVE SOME RUMP ROAST. *FEEDS YOU A CLOWN’S ASS*

YES. I TOTALLY EAT THAT. *EATS YOU INSTEAD OF THE CLOWN ASS* OH OOPS.

lordsantaenglish:

dolllarbills:

*when a girl takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: omg she’s such a whore she shouldn’t be sending inappropriate pictures to random guys wow

*when a guy takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: wow the girl who leaked it is unbelievable like he trusted her and she did that to him wow……….

HOW ABOUT THEY’RE BOTH WHORES, AND THE PEOPLE THAT LEAKED ARE BOTH HORRIBLE. THERE, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.

THIS, FOREVER.

lordsantaenglish:

THIS IS PRETTY MUCH THE CONVERSATIONS I HAVE WITH KALMASIOPE. IN CASE YOU’RE WONDERING, COUNT CREAMERY, BECAUSE “CHOCOLATE” VAMPIRE. (VAMPIRE THAT FEEDS ON SHIT). I CONSTANTLY NEED TO KEEP FEEDING HER SHIT.

FUCK YOU SO MUCH! YOU ASSHOLE! I WAS FREAKING OUT AND THOUGHT I NEEDED SHIT DOWN MY THROAT TO MAKE IT STOP, BUT IT TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST HAPPINESS. YOU FAT FUCK! FUCK YOU SO MUCH! *SHOVES THE SHIT BACK UP YOUR ASS*

lordsantaenglish:

THIS IS PRETTY MUCH THE CONVERSATIONS I HAVE WITH KALMASIOPE. IN CASE YOU’RE WONDERING, COUNT CREAMERY, BECAUSE “CHOCOLATE” VAMPIRE. (VAMPIRE THAT FEEDS ON SHIT). I CONSTANTLY NEED TO KEEP FEEDING HER SHIT.

FUCK YOU SO MUCH! YOU ASSHOLE! I WAS FREAKING OUT AND THOUGHT I NEEDED SHIT DOWN MY THROAT TO MAKE IT STOP, BUT IT TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST HAPPINESS. YOU FAT FUCK! FUCK YOU SO MUCH! *SHOVES THE SHIT BACK UP YOUR ASS*

I DREW THIS WHILE DRUNKAT.

I DREW THIS WHILE DRUNKAT.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

THE NEW STAR’S APPEARANCE IN WHISTLES THE STARLIGHT CALLIOPE REMINDED ME OF COMIC ERIDAN FOR SOME REASON, AND SO I ADDED A FEW THINGS FOR THE LOL’S.

BUT IT LOOKS MORE LIKE YOU.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE EDIT!

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I AM NOW THE NEW STAR.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

THE NEW STAR’S APPEARANCE IN WHISTLES THE STARLIGHT CALLIOPE REMINDED ME OF COMIC ERIDAN FOR SOME REASON, AND SO I ADDED A FEW THINGS FOR THE LOL’S.

BUT IT LOOKS MORE LIKE YOU.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE EDIT!

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I AM NOW THE NEW STAR.