THE COSMIC CASTAWAY.
:3

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

HEY! SANTA ENGLISH. IT KNOWS.

HEY! SANTA ENGLISH. IT KNOWS.

rick-sanchez-and-morty-smith:

kalmasiope:

ACCIDENTALLY RAN INTO THIS YESTERDAY. I PROBABLY MISSED IT LAST YEAR DUE TO HEADACHES. I LOVE THE FACT THAT I’VE SAID THOSE THINGS BEFORE THAT UPDATE AND I HAVE PROOF IN MY CHATLOGS. I’M *THE* CALIBORN.

Used my time machine to check, it checks out. This person is the violent fourth wall breaking psychocherub.

YES.

rick-sanchez-and-morty-smith:

kalmasiope:

ACCIDENTALLY RAN INTO THIS YESTERDAY. I PROBABLY MISSED IT LAST YEAR DUE TO HEADACHES. I LOVE THE FACT THAT I’VE SAID THOSE THINGS BEFORE THAT UPDATE AND I HAVE PROOF IN MY CHATLOGS. I’M *THE* CALIBORN.

Used my time machine to check, it checks out. This person is the violent fourth wall breaking psychocherub.

YES.

ACCIDENTALLY RAN INTO THIS YESTERDAY. I PROBABLY MISSED IT LAST YEAR DUE TO HEADACHES. I LOVE THE FACT THAT I’VE SAID THOSE THINGS BEFORE THAT UPDATE AND I HAVE PROOF IN MY CHATLOGS. I’M *THE* CALIBORN.

ACCIDENTALLY RAN INTO THIS YESTERDAY. I PROBABLY MISSED IT LAST YEAR DUE TO HEADACHES. I LOVE THE FACT THAT I’VE SAID THOSE THINGS BEFORE THAT UPDATE AND I HAVE PROOF IN MY CHATLOGS. I’M *THE* CALIBORN.

tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

SANTA ENGLISH AND I DO THIS WHENEVER WE WATCH SHOWS.

kalmasiope:

FOR THE MASSIVE FATASS. I MIGHT REVISE THIS LATER.

REBLOGGING FOR EASTER MONDAY.

kalmasiope:

FOR THE MASSIVE FATASS.

I MIGHT REVISE THIS LATER.

REBLOGGING FOR EASTER MONDAY.

I LOVE HOW IN RICK AND MORTY, RICK’S FRIENDS AND THINGS ARE REFEREED TO AS “SCI FI”. IT MIRRORS WHAT I SAY.

LOL.

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

intrudawwindoww:

hey did anyone notice a couple months ago that the background of the stage with calliope

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appears to be the Land of Colors and Mayhem, or Calliope/Caliborn’s “true” game planet? 
note that it also seems to have lollipops scattered throughout, which would make sense because of the juju.

THE LOLLIPOPS HONESTLY WEREN’T THERE BEFORE. I EVEN HAVE A SAVED IMAGE OF THEM NOT BEING THERE. CALLIOPE ADDED THEM IN AFTER SEEING MY WONDERSTUCK DRAWING.

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OH MY GOD. FINALLY, SOMEONE ELSE NOTICES THIS CHANGE.

PEOPLE TEND TO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE DETAILS OF THINGS UNTIL A LONG WHILE LATER.

ME.

pokemoncap:

fxckbeans:

pokemoncap:

demontadark:

not-pizza:

pokemoncap:

RIP lil Tommy

HE DIDN’T DIE

RIP little Tommy

RIP lil Tommy

HE DIDNT DIE HE WAS RAISED BY KANGASKHAN

R I P    L I L    T O M M Y

TAKE THAT, YOU LITTLE BITCH.

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


GMADAMNONRETEEGLROUGEMANTHAT’S ALL I SAW IN THAT SHIT.

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

GMADA
MNON
RETEE
GLROU
GEMAN

THAT’S ALL I SAW IN THAT SHIT.

rick-sanchez-and-morty-smith:

kalmasiope:

rick-sanchez-and-morty-smith:

getfittogethot:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not a vegan

^^^^^^

the person who said that is named vegan-vulcan. clearly they’re trying to twist you to their evil vegan ways. don’t fall for it! animal cruelty is a very real issue, and vegans use being against it as a lure, while really they just care about animal death, and using products that come from animals. they’re idiots, basically, who forget that humans were evolved from omnivorous ape creatures.

HAHAHAHAHAHAMY SIS’ CLAIMS TO BE A VEGAN, BUT SHE EATS EVERYTHING AND VOMITS IT OUT. THAT SURE IS KEEPING THINGS CLEAN FOR THIS PLANET.

People like your sis is why I get drunk all the time. To escape the stupidity. It burns!

HAHAHAHA SAME HERE. I’M DROWNING IN IDIOTS IRL. DRINKING MAKES THEM SLIGHTLY TOLERABLE AND I CAN DRAW BETTER.

rick-sanchez-and-morty-smith:

kalmasiope:

rick-sanchez-and-morty-smith:

getfittogethot:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not a vegan

^^^^^^

the person who said that is named vegan-vulcan. clearly they’re trying to twist you to their evil vegan ways. don’t fall for it! animal cruelty is a very real issue, and vegans use being against it as a lure, while really they just care about animal death, and using products that come from animals. they’re idiots, basically, who forget that humans were evolved from omnivorous ape creatures.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
MY SIS’ CLAIMS TO BE A VEGAN, BUT SHE EATS EVERYTHING AND VOMITS IT OUT. THAT SURE IS KEEPING THINGS CLEAN FOR THIS PLANET.

People like your sis is why I get drunk all the time. To escape the stupidity. It burns!

HAHAHAHA SAME HERE. I’M DROWNING IN IDIOTS IRL. DRINKING MAKES THEM SLIGHTLY TOLERABLE AND I CAN DRAW BETTER.

scienceing:

time for the cosmos brb

SAME. BRB, BITCHES.

rick-sanchez-and-morty-smith:

ruinedchildhood:

my rides here

About goddamn time my order came in! I’m starving!

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR CHEESY CAR.

rick-sanchez-and-morty-smith:

ruinedchildhood:

my rides here

About goddamn time my order came in! I’m starving!

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR CHEESY CAR.